Echo Sport
Schneiderlin: My debt to Pardew
7:30am Wednesday 27th February 2013

Morgan Schneiderlin has admitted his debt of gratitude to former boss Alan Pardew after agreeing terms on a new four-year contract.
The French midfielder, who has been in superb form for Saints since their return to the Premier League, revealed it was Pardew who added the defensive skills to his natural passing game that has made him the player he is today.
Schneiderlin who this week penned a deal to keep him at St Mary’s until 2017, was once nicknamed ‘ZZ’ by former coach Dean Wilkins, who likened the midfielder’s talents to those of French legend Zinedine Zidane.
Now, though, Schneiderlin has adapted his game, making him one of the most under-rated players in the top flight – and thanks Pardew for doing that.
“He was the one saying to me to improve on my defensive skills,” he said.
“He was the one who was telling me ‘come on, you need more tackling.’ “So, thanks go to him and his words every day saying that to me.”
For full story don't miss today's Daily Echo.
Comments(62)
OSPREYSAINT
says...
8:19am Wed 27 Feb 13
Abbey Saint wrote:Who?
Fair play to Pardew, but to listen to all the media coming out of St Mary's, you'd think Adkins had never existed.
Dubai-saints89
says...
8:21am Wed 27 Feb 13
its gone all so quiet on adkins. not even the media mentioning a word...
Block41row0sfc
says...
8:34am Wed 27 Feb 13
Buddy SFC
says...
8:40am Wed 27 Feb 13
Biggest fixture of the season this week ?????????? Maybe a tad more relevant !
OSPREYSAINT
says...
8:48am Wed 27 Feb 13
Clever Dick
says...
9:05am Wed 27 Feb 13
Clever Dick
says...
9:12am Wed 27 Feb 13
warrens 76
says...
9:13am Wed 27 Feb 13
Like pmuff all the whingers in life blame evryone but themselves...we are nearly all the products of the choices we make and the determination we show..
...professionally this guy is an example of all that is a good example in some very rare and inspiring people.
Alicesdad
says...
9:23am Wed 27 Feb 13
Schneiderlin thanks Pards .. we know
STORIES ALONG THESE LINES HAVE BEEN IN EVERY DAY FOR A WEEK ... WE KNOW !!
Now take all the words, rearrange them and change the title .. how many more times?
Alicesdad
says...
9:24am Wed 27 Feb 13
OSPREYSAINT
says...
9:35am Wed 27 Feb 13
Alicesdad wrote:Pards did not buy Spider, Lowe did, he arrived on 27/06/08. Pardew didn't arrive until 17/07/09.
Pards bought Schneiderlin .. we know .. Schneiderlin is good.... we know
Schneiderlin thanks Pards .. we know
STORIES ALONG THESE LINES HAVE BEEN IN EVERY DAY FOR A WEEK ... WE KNOW !!
Now take all the words, rearrange them and change the title .. how many more times?
cotswoldsaint
says...
9:36am Wed 27 Feb 13
Still, nice to know Schneiderlin appreciates Pardew's input earlier in his career. He seems like a really nice guy and a good ambassador for the Saints. Surely can't be too long before he gets a deserved international call-up.
SaintMax
says...
10:16am Wed 27 Feb 13
Confucious
says...
10:21am Wed 27 Feb 13
Other items include...
* Punch slams 'rubbish' non-absorbent Izal toilet paper.
* Punch denies Judy assault
* Women fans uproar after Forren says historic Viking raider behaviour was "not inappropriate"
* Lallana criticised for having son named Banana
* Mauricio in "I don't really like corned beef much" shock
* Maya in training bust up with Lickie Rambert over " phew - nasty nip in the air" comment.
* Chappers: "I went bald through worrying about losing my hair"
* Tesco boycott as skate DNA found in fish pie.
The Friday edition is now in preparation and any genuine news items you may have will be welcome and considered for publication.
St Retford
says...
10:57am Wed 27 Feb 13
cotswoldsaint wrote:I don't think the Echo is "in love" with Pardew. I think it's just that the Echo got to speak to Pards and Spidey on Sunday and they're making stories from those interviews last several days.
The Echo is a little bit in love with Pardew it would seem, based on the number of pro-AP articles its reporters have produced lately. I can only assume it's because he'll talk to them when others won't. Perhaps they need to work harder developing better contacts with those in the know at Saints, then we might get some interesting stories.
Still, nice to know Schneiderlin appreciates Pardew's input earlier in his career. He seems like a really nice guy and a good ambassador for the Saints. Surely can't be too long before he gets a deserved international call-up.
In an age of austerity you have to admire this.
Stnana
says...
11:04am Wed 27 Feb 13
Confucious wrote:For fox ( you left him out ) sake what are you on and can I have some ? Best laugh I've had in ages. When are you joining Echo staff you're better than their reporters and have more inside information .
Don't blame the Echo because it's a slow news week. Even my own weekly publication, "Confu's Saints News" (£2.50), was thinner than usual - though the lead story "Fonte - is knee keeping him out or is it a big genital wart?" is important news.
Other items include...
* Punch slams 'rubbish' non-absorbent Izal toilet paper.
* Punch denies Judy assault
* Women fans uproar after Forren says historic Viking raider behaviour was "not inappropriate"
* Lallana criticised for having son named Banana
* Mauricio in "I don't really like corned beef much" shock
* Maya in training bust up with Lickie Rambert over " phew - nasty nip in the air" comment.
* Chappers: "I went bald through worrying about losing my hair"
* Tesco boycott as skate DNA found in fish pie.
The Friday edition is now in preparation and any genuine news items you may have will be welcome and considered for publication.
Alicesdad
says...
11:10am Wed 27 Feb 13
OSPREYSAINT wrote:You are right. Thank you. I stand corrected.
Alicesdad wrote:Pards did not buy Spider, Lowe did, he arrived on 27/06/08. Pardew didn't arrive until 17/07/09.
Pards bought Schneiderlin .. we know .. Schneiderlin is good.... we know
Schneiderlin thanks Pards .. we know
STORIES ALONG THESE LINES HAVE BEEN IN EVERY DAY FOR A WEEK ... WE KNOW !!
Now take all the words, rearrange them and change the title .. how many more times?
NIGEL ADKINS
J7junctionseven
says...
11:11am Wed 27 Feb 13
Confucious wrote:How about one of these;
Don't blame the Echo because it's a slow news week. Even my own weekly publication, "Confu's Saints News" (£2.50), was thinner than usual - though the lead story "Fonte - is knee keeping him out or is it a big genital wart?" is important news.
Other items include...
* Punch slams 'rubbish' non-absorbent Izal toilet paper.
* Punch denies Judy assault
* Women fans uproar after Forren says historic Viking raider behaviour was "not inappropriate"
* Lallana criticised for having son named Banana
* Mauricio in "I don't really like corned beef much" shock
* Maya in training bust up with Lickie Rambert over " phew - nasty nip in the air" comment.
* Chappers: "I went bald through worrying about losing my hair"
* Tesco boycott as skate DNA found in fish pie.
The Friday edition is now in preparation and any genuine news items you may have will be welcome and considered for publication.
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* Newsflash...Even more empty green seats found at Fratton Park with over one inch of moss growth on them.
* Matt Le Tiss buys second hand solid wood flooring from Francis Benali.
* John Westwood arrested after alleged Peacock incident
* Next two Saints home games sold out
* Next two Saints away games sold out
* Pompey fans confused by the term "sold out"
* Not everyone loves Pardew: Fonte exclusive
COYR FOADP
warrens 76
says...
11:13am Wed 27 Feb 13
Stnana wrote:Better than the Times come to that...our very own Hugo Rifkind.
Confucious wrote:For fox ( you left him out ) sake what are you on and can I have some ? Best laugh I've had in ages. When are you joining Echo staff you're better than their reporters and have more inside information .
Don't blame the Echo because it's a slow news week. Even my own weekly publication, "Confu's Saints News" (£2.50), was thinner than usual - though the lead story "Fonte - is knee keeping him out or is it a big genital wart?" is important news.
Other items include...
* Punch slams 'rubbish' non-absorbent Izal toilet paper.
* Punch denies Judy assault
* Women fans uproar after Forren says historic Viking raider behaviour was "not inappropriate"
* Lallana criticised for having son named Banana
* Mauricio in "I don't really like corned beef much" shock
* Maya in training bust up with Lickie Rambert over " phew - nasty nip in the air" comment.
* Chappers: "I went bald through worrying about losing my hair"
* Tesco boycott as skate DNA found in fish pie.
The Friday edition is now in preparation and any genuine news items you may have will be welcome and considered for publication.
cotswoldsaint
says...
11:28am Wed 27 Feb 13
St Retford wrote:No doubt you're right. God knows what they'll come up with if they manage to get a couple of quotes from Rednapp? He's quite keen on talking to the papers...
cotswoldsaint wrote:I don't think the Echo is "in love" with Pardew. I think it's just that the Echo got to speak to Pards and Spidey on Sunday and they're making stories from those interviews last several days.
The Echo is a little bit in love with Pardew it would seem, based on the number of pro-AP articles its reporters have produced lately. I can only assume it's because he'll talk to them when others won't. Perhaps they need to work harder developing better contacts with those in the know at Saints, then we might get some interesting stories.
Still, nice to know Schneiderlin appreciates Pardew's input earlier in his career. He seems like a really nice guy and a good ambassador for the Saints. Surely can't be too long before he gets a deserved international call-up.
In an age of austerity you have to admire this.
SO50 Saint
says...
11:30am Wed 27 Feb 13
St Retford
says...
11:45am Wed 27 Feb 13
cotswoldsaint wrote:God, you're right - it's going to Redknappageddon on here, starting from 'Arry's press conference on Friday.
St Retford wrote:No doubt you're right. God knows what they'll come up with if they manage to get a couple of quotes from Rednapp? He's quite keen on talking to the papers...
cotswoldsaint wrote:I don't think the Echo is "in love" with Pardew. I think it's just that the Echo got to speak to Pards and Spidey on Sunday and they're making stories from those interviews last several days.
The Echo is a little bit in love with Pardew it would seem, based on the number of pro-AP articles its reporters have produced lately. I can only assume it's because he'll talk to them when others won't. Perhaps they need to work harder developing better contacts with those in the know at Saints, then we might get some interesting stories.
Still, nice to know Schneiderlin appreciates Pardew's input earlier in his career. He seems like a really nice guy and a good ambassador for the Saints. Surely can't be too long before he gets a deserved international call-up.
In an age of austerity you have to admire this.
That man, it's fair to say, is going to take some stick.
Folkestone Saint
says...
11:50am Wed 27 Feb 13
Confucious wrote:How about, pmuff bid for play-offs "unlkely" (they are delusional) as they can't get enough points even if they win every game for the rest of the season
Don't blame the Echo because it's a slow news week. Even my own weekly publication, "Confu's Saints News" (£2.50), was thinner than usual - though the lead story "Fonte - is knee keeping him out or is it a big genital wart?" is important news.
Other items include...
* Punch slams 'rubbish' non-absorbent Izal toilet paper.
* Punch denies Judy assault
* Women fans uproar after Forren says historic Viking raider behaviour was "not inappropriate"
* Lallana criticised for having son named Banana
* Mauricio in "I don't really like corned beef much" shock
* Maya in training bust up with Lickie Rambert over " phew - nasty nip in the air" comment.
* Chappers: "I went bald through worrying about losing my hair"
* Tesco boycott as skate DNA found in fish pie.
The Friday edition is now in preparation and any genuine news items you may have will be welcome and considered for publication.
RedArmy1
says...
11:52am Wed 27 Feb 13
Like TOP EUROPEAN SIDES - THE MIGHTY SAINTS need to pressurize going forward and then work as a Team to get numbers back to frustrate the opposition.
QPR Fans are soft as ****. WE ARE NUMBER ONE IN THE SOUTH.
WE ARE SOUTHAMPTON.
RF/RED ARMY 2013. WIN. COYR
Bungy53
says...
12:16pm Wed 27 Feb 13
Take away the penalties which are all right footed, then the headers, and I would say that his remaining goal tally was very enenly distributed between those scored with each foot.
What better example can there be of a two footed striker than our Rickie.
Woy Hogson should be sent the DVD for some bed-time viewing
st1halo
says...
12:21pm Wed 27 Feb 13
St Retford wrote:Harry Redknapp talks to the Echo :
cotswoldsaint wrote:God, you're right - it's going to Redknappageddon on here, starting from 'Arry's press conference on Friday.
St Retford wrote:No doubt you're right. God knows what they'll come up with if they manage to get a couple of quotes from Rednapp? He's quite keen on talking to the papers...
cotswoldsaint wrote:I don't think the Echo is "in love" with Pardew. I think it's just that the Echo got to speak to Pards and Spidey on Sunday and they're making stories from those interviews last several days.
The Echo is a little bit in love with Pardew it would seem, based on the number of pro-AP articles its reporters have produced lately. I can only assume it's because he'll talk to them when others won't. Perhaps they need to work harder developing better contacts with those in the know at Saints, then we might get some interesting stories.
Still, nice to know Schneiderlin appreciates Pardew's input earlier in his career. He seems like a really nice guy and a good ambassador for the Saints. Surely can't be too long before he gets a deserved international call-up.
In an age of austerity you have to admire this.
That man, it's fair to say, is going to take some stick.
I ONLY TWITCH WHEN I LIE.
Exclusive
STID
Stnana
says...
1:23pm Wed 27 Feb 13
Folkestone Saint wrote:I hear Pmuff have been nominated for every category of the South Coast Business Awards
Confucious wrote:How about, pmuff bid for play-offs "unlkely" (they are delusional) as they can't get enough points even if they win every game for the rest of the season
Don't blame the Echo because it's a slow news week. Even my own weekly publication, "Confu's Saints News" (£2.50), was thinner than usual - though the lead story "Fonte - is knee keeping him out or is it a big genital wart?" is important news.
Other items include...
* Punch slams 'rubbish' non-absorbent Izal toilet paper.
* Punch denies Judy assault
* Women fans uproar after Forren says historic Viking raider behaviour was "not inappropriate"
* Lallana criticised for having son named Banana
* Mauricio in "I don't really like corned beef much" shock
* Maya in training bust up with Lickie Rambert over " phew - nasty nip in the air" comment.
* Chappers: "I went bald through worrying about losing my hair"
* Tesco boycott as skate DNA found in fish pie.
The Friday edition is now in preparation and any genuine news items you may have will be welcome and considered for publication.
Confucious
says...
1:29pm Wed 27 Feb 13
st1halo wrote:Friday's Confu's Saints News:
St Retford wrote:Harry Redknapp talks to the Echo :
cotswoldsaint wrote:God, you're right - it's going to Redknappageddon on here, starting from 'Arry's press conference on Friday.
St Retford wrote:No doubt you're right. God knows what they'll come up with if they manage to get a couple of quotes from Rednapp? He's quite keen on talking to the papers...
cotswoldsaint wrote:I don't think the Echo is "in love" with Pardew. I think it's just that the Echo got to speak to Pards and Spidey on Sunday and they're making stories from those interviews last several days.
The Echo is a little bit in love with Pardew it would seem, based on the number of pro-AP articles its reporters have produced lately. I can only assume it's because he'll talk to them when others won't. Perhaps they need to work harder developing better contacts with those in the know at Saints, then we might get some interesting stories.
Still, nice to know Schneiderlin appreciates Pardew's input earlier in his career. He seems like a really nice guy and a good ambassador for the Saints. Surely can't be too long before he gets a deserved international call-up.
In an age of austerity you have to admire this.
That man, it's fair to say, is going to take some stick.
I ONLY TWITCH WHEN I LIE.
Exclusive
STID
'ARRY HIRES TWITCHDOCTOR
- twitchfinder general in twitchhunt
It's nothing to do with me says 'arry's dog Twitcher in Switcherland.
SO50 Saint
says...
1:31pm Wed 27 Feb 13
saintkenny
says...
2:18pm Wed 27 Feb 13
Alicesdad
says...
2:55pm Wed 27 Feb 13
NIGEL ADKINS
saintkenny
says...
2:56pm Wed 27 Feb 13
Alicesdad wrote:i predict a riot
Yes it is dragging.
NIGEL ADKINS
Buddy SFC
says...
4:00pm Wed 27 Feb 13
ZZZ !!!
Alicesdad
says...
4:03pm Wed 27 Feb 13
saintkenny wrote:I'm only surprised that the Echo hasn't copied my line as well.
Alicesdad wrote:i predict a riot
Yes it is dragging.
NIGEL ADKINS
NIGEL ADKINS
Buddy SFC
says...
4:03pm Wed 27 Feb 13
Seems to be the only problem with the high presing game ??? Need Fonte or Voren ie Ctr back with pace along side Yosh ???
Buddy SFC
says...
4:11pm Wed 27 Feb 13
Buddy SFC
says...
4:14pm Wed 27 Feb 13
St Retford wrote:The term ''Warm Welcome'' maybe given a new context ????
cotswoldsaint wrote:God, you're right - it's going to Redknappageddon on here, starting from 'Arry's press conference on Friday.
St Retford wrote:No doubt you're right. God knows what they'll come up with if they manage to get a couple of quotes from Rednapp? He's quite keen on talking to the papers...
cotswoldsaint wrote:I don't think the Echo is "in love" with Pardew. I think it's just that the Echo got to speak to Pards and Spidey on Sunday and they're making stories from those interviews last several days.
The Echo is a little bit in love with Pardew it would seem, based on the number of pro-AP articles its reporters have produced lately. I can only assume it's because he'll talk to them when others won't. Perhaps they need to work harder developing better contacts with those in the know at Saints, then we might get some interesting stories.
Still, nice to know Schneiderlin appreciates Pardew's input earlier in his career. He seems like a really nice guy and a good ambassador for the Saints. Surely can't be too long before he gets a deserved international call-up.
In an age of austerity you have to admire this.
That man, it's fair to say, is going to take some stick.
Clever Dick
says...
4:38pm Wed 27 Feb 13
Confucious wrote:How about:-
Don't blame the Echo because it's a slow news week. Even my own weekly publication, "Confu's Saints News" (£2.50), was thinner than usual - though the lead story "Fonte - is knee keeping him out or is it a big genital wart?" is important news.
Other items include...
* Punch slams 'rubbish' non-absorbent Izal toilet paper.
* Punch denies Judy assault
* Women fans uproar after Forren says historic Viking raider behaviour was "not inappropriate"
* Lallana criticised for having son named Banana
* Mauricio in "I don't really like corned beef much" shock
* Maya in training bust up with Lickie Rambert over " phew - nasty nip in the air" comment.
* Chappers: "I went bald through worrying about losing my hair"
* Tesco boycott as skate DNA found in fish pie.
The Friday edition is now in preparation and any genuine news items you may have will be welcome and considered for publication.
28750 counted at Nottarf Krap.......blades of grass that is. The rest is mud.
Clever Dick
says...
4:57pm Wed 27 Feb 13
Confucious wrote:Shaw takes up golf and hits a terrible shot which e makes up for later. You could use the headline "the Shaw shank redemption"
Don't blame the Echo because it's a slow news week. Even my own weekly publication, "Confu's Saints News" (£2.50), was thinner than usual - though the lead story "Fonte - is knee keeping him out or is it a big genital wart?" is important news.
Other items include...
* Punch slams 'rubbish' non-absorbent Izal toilet paper.
* Punch denies Judy assault
* Women fans uproar after Forren says historic Viking raider behaviour was "not inappropriate"
* Lallana criticised for having son named Banana
* Mauricio in "I don't really like corned beef much" shock
* Maya in training bust up with Lickie Rambert over " phew - nasty nip in the air" comment.
* Chappers: "I went bald through worrying about losing my hair"
* Tesco boycott as skate DNA found in fish pie.
The Friday edition is now in preparation and any genuine news items you may have will be welcome and considered for publication.
Hoover refuses to act as a sweeper
Hoover won't suck up to the manager.
St Retford
says...
4:58pm Wed 27 Feb 13
Buddy SFC wrote:I genuinely think he might lose it.
St Retford wrote:The term ''Warm Welcome'' maybe given a new context ????
cotswoldsaint wrote:God, you're right - it's going to Redknappageddon on here, starting from 'Arry's press conference on Friday.
St Retford wrote:No doubt you're right. God knows what they'll come up with if they manage to get a couple of quotes from Rednapp? He's quite keen on talking to the papers...
cotswoldsaint wrote:I don't think the Echo is "in love" with Pardew. I think it's just that the Echo got to speak to Pards and Spidey on Sunday and they're making stories from those interviews last several days.
The Echo is a little bit in love with Pardew it would seem, based on the number of pro-AP articles its reporters have produced lately. I can only assume it's because he'll talk to them when others won't. Perhaps they need to work harder developing better contacts with those in the know at Saints, then we might get some interesting stories.
Still, nice to know Schneiderlin appreciates Pardew's input earlier in his career. He seems like a really nice guy and a good ambassador for the Saints. Surely can't be too long before he gets a deserved international call-up.
In an age of austerity you have to admire this.
That man, it's fair to say, is going to take some stick.
OSPREYSAINT
says...
5:12pm Wed 27 Feb 13
Clever Dick wrote:Spider will feel at home with the Referee, it's Howard Webb.
Confucious wrote:Shaw takes up golf and hits a terrible shot which e makes up for later. You could use the headline "the Shaw shank redemption"
Don't blame the Echo because it's a slow news week. Even my own weekly publication, "Confu's Saints News" (£2.50), was thinner than usual - though the lead story "Fonte - is knee keeping him out or is it a big genital wart?" is important news.
Other items include...
* Punch slams 'rubbish' non-absorbent Izal toilet paper.
* Punch denies Judy assault
* Women fans uproar after Forren says historic Viking raider behaviour was "not inappropriate"
* Lallana criticised for having son named Banana
* Mauricio in "I don't really like corned beef much" shock
* Maya in training bust up with Lickie Rambert over " phew - nasty nip in the air" comment.
* Chappers: "I went bald through worrying about losing my hair"
* Tesco boycott as skate DNA found in fish pie.
The Friday edition is now in preparation and any genuine news items you may have will be welcome and considered for publication.
Hoover refuses to act as a sweeper
Hoover won't suck up to the manager.
st1halo
says...
5:14pm Wed 27 Feb 13
St Retford wrote:It's his birthday too. Nothing would please me more than singing
Buddy SFC wrote:I genuinely think he might lose it.
St Retford wrote:The term ''Warm Welcome'' maybe given a new context ????
cotswoldsaint wrote:God, you're right - it's going to Redknappageddon on here, starting from 'Arry's press conference on Friday.
St Retford wrote:No doubt you're right. God knows what they'll come up with if they manage to get a couple of quotes from Rednapp? He's quite keen on talking to the papers...
cotswoldsaint wrote:I don't think the Echo is "in love" with Pardew. I think it's just that the Echo got to speak to Pards and Spidey on Sunday and they're making stories from those interviews last several days.
The Echo is a little bit in love with Pardew it would seem, based on the number of pro-AP articles its reporters have produced lately. I can only assume it's because he'll talk to them when others won't. Perhaps they need to work harder developing better contacts with those in the know at Saints, then we might get some interesting stories.
Still, nice to know Schneiderlin appreciates Pardew's input earlier in his career. He seems like a really nice guy and a good ambassador for the Saints. Surely can't be too long before he gets a deserved international call-up.
In an age of austerity you have to admire this.
That man, it's fair to say, is going to take some stick.
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear 'Arry
You twitchin skate cnut!
What do you think?
STID
OSPREYSAINT
says...
5:15pm Wed 27 Feb 13
saintkenny wrote:As the dyslexic baker said I predict a roti.
Alicesdad wrote:i predict a riot
Yes it is dragging.
NIGEL ADKINS
st1halo
says...
5:15pm Wed 27 Feb 13
STID
Clever Dick
says...
5:24pm Wed 27 Feb 13
OSPREYSAINT wrote:I tried to buy a spider in the pet shop.............but it was cheaper on the web!!
Clever Dick wrote:Spider will feel at home with the Referee, it's Howard Webb.
Confucious wrote:Shaw takes up golf and hits a terrible shot which e makes up for later. You could use the headline "the Shaw shank redemption"
Don't blame the Echo because it's a slow news week. Even my own weekly publication, "Confu's Saints News" (£2.50), was thinner than usual - though the lead story "Fonte - is knee keeping him out or is it a big genital wart?" is important news.
Other items include...
* Punch slams 'rubbish' non-absorbent Izal toilet paper.
* Punch denies Judy assault
* Women fans uproar after Forren says historic Viking raider behaviour was "not inappropriate"
* Lallana criticised for having son named Banana
* Mauricio in "I don't really like corned beef much" shock
* Maya in training bust up with Lickie Rambert over " phew - nasty nip in the air" comment.
* Chappers: "I went bald through worrying about losing my hair"
* Tesco boycott as skate DNA found in fish pie.
The Friday edition is now in preparation and any genuine news items you may have will be welcome and considered for publication.
Hoover refuses to act as a sweeper
Hoover won't suck up to the manager.
OSPREYSAINT
says...
5:27pm Wed 27 Feb 13
Clever Dick wrote:You fancied a black widow?
OSPREYSAINT wrote:I tried to buy a spider in the pet shop.............but it was cheaper on the web!!
Clever Dick wrote:Spider will feel at home with the Referee, it's Howard Webb.
Confucious wrote:Shaw takes up golf and hits a terrible shot which e makes up for later. You could use the headline "the Shaw shank redemption"
Don't blame the Echo because it's a slow news week. Even my own weekly publication, "Confu's Saints News" (£2.50), was thinner than usual - though the lead story "Fonte - is knee keeping him out or is it a big genital wart?" is important news.
Other items include...
* Punch slams 'rubbish' non-absorbent Izal toilet paper.
* Punch denies Judy assault
* Women fans uproar after Forren says historic Viking raider behaviour was "not inappropriate"
* Lallana criticised for having son named Banana
* Mauricio in "I don't really like corned beef much" shock
* Maya in training bust up with Lickie Rambert over " phew - nasty nip in the air" comment.
* Chappers: "I went bald through worrying about losing my hair"
* Tesco boycott as skate DNA found in fish pie.
The Friday edition is now in preparation and any genuine news items you may have will be welcome and considered for publication.
Hoover refuses to act as a sweeper
Hoover won't suck up to the manager.
Clever Dick
says...
5:28pm Wed 27 Feb 13
st1halo wrote:Yep. That rhymes pretty good!
St Retford wrote:It's his birthday too. Nothing would please me more than singing
Buddy SFC wrote:I genuinely think he might lose it.
St Retford wrote:The term ''Warm Welcome'' maybe given a new context ????
cotswoldsaint wrote:God, you're right - it's going to Redknappageddon on here, starting from 'Arry's press conference on Friday.
St Retford wrote:No doubt you're right. God knows what they'll come up with if they manage to get a couple of quotes from Rednapp? He's quite keen on talking to the papers...
cotswoldsaint wrote:I don't think the Echo is "in love" with Pardew. I think it's just that the Echo got to speak to Pards and Spidey on Sunday and they're making stories from those interviews last several days.
The Echo is a little bit in love with Pardew it would seem, based on the number of pro-AP articles its reporters have produced lately. I can only assume it's because he'll talk to them when others won't. Perhaps they need to work harder developing better contacts with those in the know at Saints, then we might get some interesting stories.
Still, nice to know Schneiderlin appreciates Pardew's input earlier in his career. He seems like a really nice guy and a good ambassador for the Saints. Surely can't be too long before he gets a deserved international call-up.
In an age of austerity you have to admire this.
That man, it's fair to say, is going to take some stick.
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear 'Arry
You twitchin skate cnut!
What do you think?
STID
OSPREYSAINT
says...
5:28pm Wed 27 Feb 13
st1halo wrote:A s the dyslexic Star Trekker said I predict a Troi.
It's a bit too subtle isn't it!
STID
st1halo
says...
5:32pm Wed 27 Feb 13
OSPREYSAINT wrote:No I meant my song to 'Arry
st1halo wrote:A s the dyslexic Star Trekker said I predict a Troi.
It's a bit too subtle isn't it!
STID
Clever Dick
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5:33pm Wed 27 Feb 13
OSPREYSAINT wrote:Yeah. I think I went to the wrong shop though!
Clever Dick wrote:You fancied a black widow?
OSPREYSAINT wrote:I tried to buy a spider in the pet shop.............but it was cheaper on the web!!
Clever Dick wrote:Spider will feel at home with the Referee, it's Howard Webb.
Confucious wrote:Shaw takes up golf and hits a terrible shot which e makes up for later. You could use the headline "the Shaw shank redemption"
Don't blame the Echo because it's a slow news week. Even my own weekly publication, "Confu's Saints News" (£2.50), was thinner than usual - though the lead story "Fonte - is knee keeping him out or is it a big genital wart?" is important news.
Other items include...
* Punch slams 'rubbish' non-absorbent Izal toilet paper.
* Punch denies Judy assault
* Women fans uproar after Forren says historic Viking raider behaviour was "not inappropriate"
* Lallana criticised for having son named Banana
* Mauricio in "I don't really like corned beef much" shock
* Maya in training bust up with Lickie Rambert over " phew - nasty nip in the air" comment.
* Chappers: "I went bald through worrying about losing my hair"
* Tesco boycott as skate DNA found in fish pie.
The Friday edition is now in preparation and any genuine news items you may have will be welcome and considered for publication.
Hoover refuses to act as a sweeper
Hoover won't suck up to the manager.
OSPREYSAINT
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5:39pm Wed 27 Feb 13
st1halo wrote:It's OK up to apoint but doesn't scan very well. certainly not subtle however.
OSPREYSAINT wrote:No I meant my song to 'Arry
st1halo wrote:A s the dyslexic Star Trekker said I predict a Troi.
It's a bit too subtle isn't it!
STID
st1halo
says...
5:47pm Wed 27 Feb 13
OSPREYSAINT wrote:I thought that too it's the first three lines that fcuk it up isn't it?
st1halo wrote:It's OK up to apoint but doesn't scan very well. certainly not subtle however.
OSPREYSAINT wrote:No I meant my song to 'Arry
st1halo wrote:A s the dyslexic Star Trekker said I predict a Troi.
It's a bit too subtle isn't it!
STID
STID
OSPREYSAINT
says...
6:03pm Wed 27 Feb 13
st1halo wrote:Well they do lack a bit of spontaneity, I think they have been used before. Back to the drawing board.
OSPREYSAINT wrote:I thought that too it's the first three lines that fcuk it up isn't it?
st1halo wrote:It's OK up to apoint but doesn't scan very well. certainly not subtle however.
OSPREYSAINT wrote:No I meant my song to 'Arry
st1halo wrote:A s the dyslexic Star Trekker said I predict a Troi.
It's a bit too subtle isn't it!
STID
STID
townhill boy
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7:01pm Wed 27 Feb 13
saintkenny
says...
7:25pm Wed 27 Feb 13
its a beautiful day to watch the saints play
its a game to give redknapp relegation dont let him get away
its a beautiful day has the saints move away from the drop zone were bound to get away
ohh its a beautiful day
SaintinCanada
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8:02pm Wed 27 Feb 13
Who went to lie down for a bed-nap
Says he to the ****
"what do you do when I twitch?"
In Pompey we swallow your head-crap
slugger
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8:12pm Wed 27 Feb 13
SaintinCanada
says...
8:22pm Wed 27 Feb 13
OK - I'll try again, but this time I'll do the "***" thing for you...
A bloke called 5 Trophies Between Us
Ain't been to St Mary's, or seen us
When he watched us play
On "Match of the Day"
His hand started shaking is *****
SAINTStevie61163
says...
8:44pm Wed 27 Feb 13
e i e i o
With a twitch twitch here, and a twitch twitch there
Here a twitch, there a twitch, everywhere a twitch twitch
Harry Redknapp got a twitch
e i e i o
st1halo
says...
9:14pm Wed 27 Feb 13
Let's twitch again like we did that year
Do you remember when 'Arry was a scummer
O let's twitch again, NO FCUKIN FEAR!
:-)
STID
st1halo
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9:15pm Wed 27 Feb 13
C,mon Saturday!
STID
Abbey Saint says...
8:14am Wed 27 Feb 13